absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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