guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
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I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
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Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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