My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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