Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
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Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
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Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
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too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Sorry about my life...
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
please don't ironically join a cult
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