sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
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he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
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Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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