fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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