Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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