I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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