Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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