Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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