Having a random hookup so left but love u
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
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I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
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Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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