We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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