I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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