Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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