I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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