about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
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He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
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Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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