Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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