Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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