Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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