wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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