I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
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5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
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unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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