ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
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my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
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We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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