i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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