mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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