Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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