so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Randomize
