Having a random hookup so left but love u
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
i just google imaged poop.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
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Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
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Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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