Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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