Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
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She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
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Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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