Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
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He kissed a someone with a penis
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
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He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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