My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
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do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
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So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
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