We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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