Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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