Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
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he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
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There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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