So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
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You. Win. At. Life.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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