Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
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Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
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leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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