Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
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i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
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I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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