You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
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I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
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He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
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true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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