From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
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the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
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You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize