it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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