I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
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I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
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The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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