He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
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Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
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Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
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