Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Randomize
