ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
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They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
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I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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