But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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