My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
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Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
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I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
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