I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
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He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
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I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
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