I'll bet she douches with gravy.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
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