onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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