You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
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If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
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Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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