I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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